Incident type: Bird

Magpie swoops in but in slow motion it is like a missile approaching

Angry little bird on my route home. It is not a magpie!

Cruising on the downhill and out of nowhere comes a shrieking magpie from hell. I wave him off but he’s back again, swooping and pecking. My friend does a counter shriek and a shape shift with his muscular physique. But wait his arms are too skinny to scare him off and he swoops again. We finally ride out of his territory and kudos to the patient drivers as they watch patiently and enjoy some comedy relief for the day.

A near-miss Duck Crosing